I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties, " and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people. Chelsea Handler
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I was at my friend's house and he had a birthday party for his dog. He had invited loads of people who didn't even like dogs and they all went in there and talked about their dogs. I don't understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people. I think it's good for kids to have pets but when you get older, you should probably get rid of them because if your pet dies, so do you.

Source: Are You There, Vodka? Its Me, Chelsea

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